Dear Every tech support place in the world:

If you are ALWAYS experiencing higher than normal call volume - isn't that higher volume your normal call volume? I understand that Sully the tech support guy has an active schedule, but At least just say "we're all busy" instead of "we're busier than we expected and also we're cheap and understaffed even though we're only paying those Pakistani suckers 18 cents an hour."

A clarification

Having sex with a corpse doesn't make you a necrophiliac - enjoying it does.