I lie.
I tell mistruths.
I lie all the time, for lots of reasons. Sometimes I'll lie to somebody just because it's funny to watch somebody try to process the total bullshit I just fed them.
Sarcasm is my canvas and bullshit is my medium.
I don't lie to hurt people, or to make them feel better about themselves. I lie to freak people out. Nothing cranks my gears more than seeing smoke come out of someone's ears after I just told them I own a car that runs on dryer lint and deer antlers.
music of the moment: phish doing a live cover of pink floyd's "money", well.
word of the moment: baculum - and I wonder if that quantum leap guy knows his last name means dick bones? (note: he will always be that quantum leap guy to me, because I only watched enough of the first episode of enterprise to get my window open, so I could throw the tv thru it.)
link of the moment:stumbleupon. I consider this to be an indispensable browser tool. I've used it for years to get lots of my weirdass links.
Honest Lies.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
I am a bullshit artist.
Spewed forth by Twilight Jones at 12/08/2005 06:13:00 AM
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Hello yourself. It never ceases to amaze me the depths to which people will sink in order to make a fast buck. I had to go to the site to find out exactly what the hell 'slippers old friend sheepskin' is - so I guess it's safe to say my site has very little to do with that. I also doubt very highly that someone with a slippers link farm would find my drivel in the least bit entertaining, or even coherent.
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