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You know your car is too large when you bottom out on the curvature of the earth.
You know you've had too much coffee when your urine comes out speaking Spanish. (spanish is spoken in Colombia.... think a while, it'll come to you.)

word of the moment: onomatopoeia It's words that sound like what they are. Buzz is a good onomatopoeia. So is whomp.